Poll: Would you buy "camel-toe-floss" if I invented it? Free and worth every penny!!
And if you are insulted by this,
I'll include a free personality (complete wtih a sense of humor).
Shipping and handling extra. |
| yes thank you can you ship it to me today? |
How do you avert your eyes so it's not obvious you've noticed? OK, you’re approaching an attractive female, she’s wearing tight trousers, possibly lycra legging type things, and you notice that her Beaver is rather hungry and having a right good attempt to chew its way free to get back to the river.
How do you avoid starring at this phenomenally horny Camel Toe? And mentioning the words No Squirrel Covers while you talk to her?
I find it really hard especially as I have Tourette’s and am a perv anyway. |
| Why not give the beaver something to quietly munch on whilst you talk to her, then use the tourettes as an excuse to talk dirty and slap her about a bit! |
Is there a logical or illogical reason for Avatar Chemistry? please feel free to ramble..........and ramble..thank you
it's so perplexing considering we disclose our accidental camel toe/transsexual pink thong wearing/hairspray can snorting/sausage grilling/ lesbian wanna be ways... |
My avatar cartoon is an "extension" of the real me...
(I'm better looking than him of course, and I never wear a hat in real life, but...he's cool...and he wants your avatar, even though it's just an...what the hell is that, anyway?) |
Do you have a tattoo? Or know anyone that has one/some?
I have two.
One on my upper back of something my drew for me before he died, and one of a camel head on my big toe (get it... toe... camel... camel toe?). The first actually means something, but the second one I got out of amusement and if you got one on your toe, you could get another tattoo free at any time. x)
And my dad has a tattoo of his all chrilden's names.
And my best lady-friend has a tattoo of a strawberry on her ankle. |
No, but I have a scar on my neck. Scars are way cooler.
Get with the times, Ryou. *shakes head*
Edit: YEAH! *scar bump* That sounds weird... :(
Yeah it really does. *hangs head, walks away in shame* :'( |
Did RADICAL FEMINISM just cause my cat to cough up a HAIRBALL? Follow my logic below!? Most radical feminists are women.
Most cat owners are women.
Cats cough up hairballs.
Therefore, radical feminists cause hairballs.
What? Do you doubt my logic? It is the same kind of logic used here often to prove radical feminisms causes pedophelia, warts, male impotence, unwanted camel-toe, litter-box odor, and many other things.
Please feel free to name all the things that you think are caused by radical feminism, although, please keep in mind that women are just guyren, so they cannot be responsible for all the harm that they cause.
Uh, oh. I'm lost in a logic circle.
Of well, you get the question.
Please answer in logic problem order all the major tragedies caused by radical feminism. This is a homework assignment. Please show your work.
Thanks, |
| Your logic is point on. Feminism also caused all the earthquakes, mudslides and tidal waves in the last century. They also caused the hole in the ozone by neglecting to vacuum up the dust in their house and that dust went up and ate a hole in the ozone layer. All because some women didn't do their housework. |
Do relations in the car smell? Something been bothering me and I not sure what to think. The other day my man went to run an errand for me to pickup my shoe order and was coming back to pick up me and my son to go to WalMart. I got in and it stunk I asked him What is that funky smell? He said he just had a filet o fish from mcdonald.
I don't believe that because he work at a competitor restaurant and can eat for free. Theres this female at his work who always trying to entice him with her tight camel toe pants and now I wonder if he was with her in the car when he claim to run the errand?
How can you tell if the smell is sex or a filet o fish sandwich? Also he didn't have my shoes he said he got sidetrack. |
| don't say nothing 2 him about how u feel, just wait and investigate or check all his phone calls and make sure if his cheating or not, if he is kick him to the curbs and find someone ales with a better gob. |
Is this a bite or an STD? Oh god please help!!!? I went to the bathroom and noticed a pea-sized bump on the 'camel toe' part of my private areas. It is the same color as the rest of the skin and is slightly raised/doesn't hang off like a wart. It also doesn't look like razor-caused acne.
I've had unprotected (condomless) sex with my bf before but he's never came inside me. He's given blood twice so I know that he's STD free (a volunteer at the drive said they would call you if your blood was contaminated).
I wore shorts to bed last night so could it just be a flea/tick bite? I but antibiotics on it.
Pleeease don't let me be diseased for life I'm only 18!!! |
Actually, it sounds like a small cyst or ingrown hair.
Having said that, you absolutely cannot rely on blood donation tests to pick up STDs. They are only testing for blood-borne diseases-- basically HIV, hep C and syphilis. They do *not* test for gonorrhea, chlamydia, herpes, or HPV. |
4 the ladies only: Your opnion about a man that does'nt wear underwear? If you find it disgusting, why? Are there any who think "Free-balling" is sexy? Can you tell whether he is wearing briefs? I find it extremely sexy when a woman goes w/o her bra esp when her nip's are visable thru her shirt. Camel-toes give me an instant woodie too. |
| i think it is sexy! |
Have you ever skated on that ice? iam a skater for few years nearly 4 , 2 years i practiced off ice in my room and landed jumps and doing spins.......etc , then when ice rink opened in 2009 june i went few times , but it was very expensive i could not afford it , also when i skated they were hockey skates and bad ice and wrong size boots... , untill last month i got skates free ,sp terri gift it to me and friends helped ...and i skated 5 times in it and landed , single salchow toe loop flip lutz , and all spins but camel is only few rotations and turns ....do you think iam a bad skater ??? all people send me messages and they tell me i have bad habits and wrong body positions and.....
note :
i dont have a coach and never coached , and there is not any coach .
i skated only 28 times on ice all my life .
and that is ice i skate on with no zamboni
www.youtube.com/watch?v=j37Zs2HSr… |
You are a great fighter and I really respect your determination to be able to get this far in those circumstances. But bad skating technique IS bad skating technique, posters who commented on your earlier threads were very honest especially since you mentioned Olympics. Getting away with single jumps is easier, but unsupervised double jumps with bad technique can cause serious injuries.
You managed to go further than skaters who had all the resources but lack love for the sport / suffer injuries along the way / simply don't have the talents / passed physical prime. You may have talents and determination like Yuna-Kim, but face it, you have an extreme uphill battle considering your area has far less figure skating resources compared to South Korea 10 years ago. Consolation points don't help anything, you need to change your training conditions and adjust skating goals IF you seriously pursue figure skating. That's life. |
Figure skating spin entries - help!? Hi guys! Basically I need some help with my spin entries. I can do a pretty fast and centred scratch, am working on getting my sit spin low and have started learning the camel, but I still have trouble entering the spins. I only realised this recently when someone noticed it after my most recent comp (I am adult Bronze level). Basically I wind up OK but before I step in I brake on my right toe pick at the end of the RBI edge, and (this is difficult to explain so bear with me) I kind of stop, put my left blade down, and then turn into the LFO edge. If I concentrate on the flow of the step in I find it very difficult to centre the spin - I find it hard to control my free leg, it just swings round. But if I concentrate on getting a good spin, I put in the stop during the entry. It looks ugly and is broken up and even though I can go quite fast I'm pretty sure it's limiting my speed. I really want to progress for comps next season but am worried the bad entries will give me low GOE and look terrible! My coach is off on maternity leave at the moment so if anyone has tips on spin entries I'd be so grateful - I don't know anyone else who has this problem! |
I think this is actually quite a common problem when you first learn spins, for the most part it will go away over time as you get more used to stepping in quickly. Also, I wouldn't worry about getting negative GOE because that's not actually part of the spin :)
For now try going into the spin from quite slow crossovers, and even if the spin is a bit slower work on centering it.
As with everything, it will come with practice!
Good luck! :) |